Splash Blanket The OG Waterproof Blanket - Medium

Achievement unlocked! Level up your bedroom game with Splash Blanket The OG Waterproof Blanket (Medium) – the medium-sized companion that's more protective than Mario's Star Power. Built with better water-resistance than a Minecraft boat and softer than Princess Peach's castle pillows, this plush sherpa-lined blanket is ready for any adventure.

Machine washable and dryer-safe, it can handle up to a litre of liquid faster than Pac-Man gobbling power pellets. Perfect for intimate moments, messy snacking, or creating a cosy gaming nest. No cheat codes required – it’s Game Over for wet patches!